What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 11:53

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service