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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:12

They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
No way
Just Forget it!
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read